Monthly Archives: June 2011

Off the floor, on the board…

Great moments in hockey history – I’ve missed a great deal of them in my life. I never saw Bobby Orr fly, I never saw the Rocket dissect a defence with ease, and I only caught the tail-end of the … Continue reading

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Slammy Patterson and the scorching screams of seventy-seven banshees.

Slammy Patterson rode the tram to get away from his troubles. A shit job with a dick boss, a fat wife with a bad attitude, and a lazy kid with greasy hair. Fuck, Slammy hated his life. That’s why he … Continue reading

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Isn’t this illegal? …Except for France and here.

I went to an embassy party last week held by the Scandinavian and Baltic embassies. It was on a Monday. It was very fancy. I got to act like a real person and everything. 4:30: Meet girlfriend at her office … Continue reading

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June 10 – Game 5 I wish I could stop hockeying sometimes. I never do – and if the Canucks win it’s my own damn fault for torturing myself by watching. I should stay away. I probably won’t. In my … Continue reading

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